Smoothies & Freezos

Fruit Granitas & Freezos

Fruit Granitas
45.00

Available in: Grapefruit Peach, Passion Fruit Ginger, Strawberry Watermelon & Mint, Blueberry & Vanilla

  
Freezo’s
40.00

A decadent blend of gourmet, flavoured powder milk and ice. Available in Coffee, Chai or White Chocolate.

  
Strawberry Kwetsa
45.00

Monin Strawberry Syrup infused with fresh lemon, blended with ginger, orange juice & ice garnish with mint & orange slice

  
Berry Melon
49.00

Monin Watermelon Syrup infused with fresh lemon, blended with fresh strawberries, cranberry juice & ice, garnish with mint & strawberry fan

  

Calisto’s Beverages

Calisto’s Bevarages

Classic Lemonade
30.00

Sicilian lemon juice shaken with fresh lemon & water. Served tall over ice.
Litchi Lemonade
30.00

Gourmet Milkshakes

Gourmet Milkshakes

Chocolate Hazelnut Mocha
60.00

Monin Dark Chocolate Source blended with Espresso, vanilla ice cream & peanuts, garnish with whipped cream & peanuts
Blueberry Oreo
60.00

Monin Blueberry blend with vanilla ice cream & Oreo biscuits garnish with whipped cream & Oreo sprinkles
Chocolate Caramel Brownie
50.00
Strawberry Shortcake
50.00
Strawberry
45.00
Chocolate
45.00
Orea
50.00
Bubblegum
40.00

Hot Beverages 

Hot Beverages

Hot Beverages 

Gourmet Latte
35.00

Available in Vanilla or Roasted Hazelnut
Gourmet Mocha
35.00

Available in Dark Chocolate or Caramel
White Hot Chocolate
35.00

Premium White Chocolate Powder, Steamed Milk.
Chai Latte
30.00

Premium Chai Latte Powder, Steamed Milk.
Hot Chocolate
30.00

Premium Hot Chocolate Powder, Steamed Milk.

Calisto’s Signatures

Calisto’s Cocktails

Portuguese Island Tiki
Jug
75.00
160.00

Freshly muddled pineapple chunks, double shot Malibu, Monin Blue Curacao, shaken & strained over cubed ice with Sprite.
The Carnival
99.00

A frozen, colourful layered drink with Monin Blueberry & silver Tequila in the other
Portuguese Cock
95.00

The flavours of Portugal, Monin Peach & Monin Pomegranate shaken with Jameson’s whiskey, mint and lemon, strained over ice & topped up with Schweppes lemonade.
Unicorn R&R
Jug
75.00
160.00

A layered Tipo Tinto Rum shaken with Monin Watermelon & Monin Blue Lagoon poured over crushed ice charged with Sparberry.
Litchi Blues
95.00

Tequila Reposado blended smooth with Malibu & litchi extract, finished off with a blue citrus twist.
Jou ma se Jager
125.00

A spicy fusion of Falernum & Grapefruit extract, charged with Red Bull & layered with a Jäegermeister float.
Very Berry Litchilicious
60.00

Gin blended with fresh cranberry juice & litchi extract.
Calistos TnT
99.00

Tequila reposed & Aperol infused with pink grapefruit & vanilla extract and sprinkled with a bit of lustre dust, topped with tonic.
U, me & Hennessy
99.00

Cognac infused with fresh strawberries & elderflower extract & topped with ginger ale.

Mojito’s

Calisto’s Cocktails

Pink Grape Mojito
65.00

Bacardi Grapefruit rum, Pink grapefruit extract, Fresh Lime, Fresh Mint, Soda Water.
Pineapple & Peach Mojito
65.00

Bacardi Pineapple, fresh pineapple, natural peach extracts, Fresh Lime, Fresh Mint, Soda Water.
Pina Colada
65.00
Strawberry Daiquiri
65.00
Mango Daiquiri
65.00

Classic Cocktails

Classic Cocktails

Cosmopoliton
55.00
Long Island Iced Tea
85.00
Margarita
70.00
Mojito
 70.00
Pina Colada
70.00
Strawberry Daiquiri
70.00
Mango Daiquiri
70.00

Gin & Tonics

Gin & Tonics

Peach, Citrus & Rocket Gin ‘n Tonic
85.00

Bombay Sapphire Gin & Aperol shaken with fresh lemon and natural peach extracts. Served tall over ice, charged with chilled tonic water and garnished with fresh rocket.

  
Pink Grapefruit & Mint G’nT
90.00

Bombay Sapphire gin shaken with fresh lemon, natural pink grapefruit extracts and fresh mint. Served tall over ice, charged with chilled tonic water and garnished with fresh mint & grapefruit.

  
   
   

 

Calisto’s Shooter List

Calisto’s Shooter List

B52
35.00
Blow Job
30.00
Chocolate Cake
40.00
Mexican Arsehole
35.00
Jelly Baby
30.00
Muff Dive
30.00
Pancake
30.00
Psychopath
35.00
Springbok
30.00
Suitcase
40.00
Pink Pussy
35.00
Flaming Lamborghini
180.00

 

Calisto’s Hall of Fame

Portuguese Wines

Calisto’s Hall of Fame

Fish Bowls
300.00

Our famous Red or Blue Fish bowls loved for their large serving of many spirits, charged with Sprite.
Champagne Sangria
220.00

Sparkling white wine sangria, floated with mixed berries.
R&R
50.00

Famous around the world and asked for by name, classic Tipo Tinto Rum and Raspberry.
Calisto’s G’nT
70.00

A beautifully refreshing Gin & Tonic garnished with mixed berries.
 
Calisto’s Caipirinha 
85.00

Premium Rum muddled with fresh lemons & sugar over crushed ice.
 

Portuguese Wines

Portuguese Wines

Vinho Verde

Vinho Verde

Gazela
249.95

The number one Vinho Verde – deliciously light and fresh with a dry aftertaste.

Casal Garcia
269.95

Light with a slight effervescence.

White Wines

White Wines

Dao Gräo Vasco
289.95

Young wine with citrus notes, lovely balanced, fruity fresh.

Rosé Wines
Mateus
259.95

Fresh and seductive with a fine and intense bouquet, well-balanced and tempting, brilliantly complemented by a soft and slightly fizzy finish.

Rosé Wines

  
Mateus
259.95

Fresh and seductive with a fine and intense bouquet, well-balanced and tempting, brilliantly complemented by a soft and slightly fizzy finish.

 

Red Wines

  
Dao Gräo Vasco
289.95

Full-bodied, ruby brownish tint. Fruity and well-balanced.

 

Red Wines
Dao Gräo Vasco
289.95

Full-bodied, ruby brownish tint. Fruity and well-balanced.

Bubbles

Bubbles

Champagne

Champagne

Moët & Chandon Brut Imperial NV
1299.95

Epernay
Balanced and harmonious with mellow, well-developed flavours. It expresses the rich diversity of the Champagne terroir.

Veuve Clicquot Brut Yellow Label NV
1499.95

Reims
Characterised by a fine persistent bubble and delicate well-defined floral and fruit fragrances & flavours.
Dom Perignon
6699.95

Epernay
Made only in vintage years. Dom Perignon is selected from the best crus in champagne. The wine benefits from a long ageing in the cellars which allows the unique style to be expressed.

Sparkling Wine

Sparkling Wine

JC Le Roux Le Domaine
239.00

This appealing sparkling wine has all the finesse and freshness of a Sauvignon Blanc intertwined with the gentle sweetness of the Muscadel.

JC Le Roux La Fleurette
239.00

Perfectly Balanced freshness and sweetness with its playful palate of strawberry and sensual plum flavours followed by the richness of Muscat.

JC Le Roux La Chanson
239.00

Reveals a delightful mélange of sweet, fruity flavours suggesting hints of strawberry and plum. Low in alcohol.

 

Cap Classique

Methode Cap Classique

Boschendal Brut NV
449.95

Franschhoek
Enticing lemon cream and almond biscotti precede a soft explosion of zesty lemon and orange peel that finishes with appealing length and freshness.

 
Boschendal Brut Rosé NV
449.95

Franschhoek
An attractive salmon pink-hued sparkle with enticing crushed red berry flavours and aromas balanced by a languid creamy mouth feel and an energetic citrus finish.

  
Boschendal Luxe Nectar NV
449.95

Western Cape
A flourish of delicate bubbles brings forth the decadent crème brulee and almond Biscotti deliciousness, balanced with a soft explosion of lemon cream and orange peel to finish with vibrant freshness and length.

White Wines

White Wines

Sauvignon Blanc

Sauvignon Blanc

Porcupine Ridge
159.95

Franschhoek
Gooseberry and tropical fruit flavours with a moderate mid-palate weight. Fresh firm acidity and a bone-dry finish.

Durbanville Hills
199.95

Durbanville
A medium-bodied wine with a mix bowl of tropical fruit flavours, citrus and ends with a lingering freshness.

Franschhoek Cellar
179.95

Western Cape
Expressive tropical aromas tinged with capsicum open up to attractive Cape gooseberry, passionate fruit & green fig flavours balanced by a lively but gentle coated acidity that follows through to a beautiful fresh finish.

Boschendal 1685
249.95

Cape Coast
A mélange of yellow and green tropical fruits with hints of citrus. A soft, full-bodied wine with a harmonious palate and coated acidity adding to the zesty, mineral finish.

 

Chenin Blanc

Chenin Blanc

Pear Tree By Bellingham
139.95
Agter Paarl
Delicately gold with youthful green glints and a burst of tropical pineapple, passion fruit and honey melon on the nose embellished with yellow peach and zesty nectarine and orange on the plate.

Chardonnay

Chardonnay

Blacksberg Citrus Hill
199.95

Coastal Region
Lightly cooked & aromatic, be charmed by notes of cashew, cream & bright citrus.

Fat Bastard
239.95
Robertson
Full, rich and ripe with some pretty serious oak treatment.

 

Blended White Wines

Blended White Wines

Boschendal Boschen Blanc
169.95

Franschhoek
Vibrant citrus infused with some pear drop sweetness. A hint of honeysuckle, finishing with a balanced elegance.

Buitenverwachting Buiten Blanc
189.95
Constantia
The full-bodied wine offers a variation of fruit character including ripe gooseberry, green peppers, green melon and hints of tropical fruit.

 

Off-Dry & Semi-Sweet

Off-Dry & Semi-Sweet

Graça
149.95

Stellenbosch
Lively coloured with flashes of green, a touch of asparagus on the nose and crisp, lemony, off-dry flavours. Its petulance gives it a palate-tingling lift.

Drostdy-Hof Adelpracht
139.95
Tulbagh
Full-bodied with intense fruit flavours and a good balance between sugar and acid with a lingering aftertaste.

 

Blush Wines

Blush Wine

Boschendal Blanc De Noir
159.95

Franschhoek
Aromas of fresh strawberries and red fruit with delicious elegant flavours.

 
Nederburg Rosé
149.95
Western Cape
Clean, fruity and refreshing flavours with a good acid structure

 

Blush Wine

Boschendal Blanc De Noir
159.95

Franschhoek
Aromas of fresh strawberries and red fruit with delicious elegant flavours.

 
Nederburg Rosé
169.95
Western Cape
Clean, fruity and refreshing flavours with a good acid structure.
 
Franschhoek Cellar Rosé
159.95

Western Cape
Crisp & dry, this Rosé is made in a classic Provincal style. An appealing pink-blush colour with sumptuous sweet red berries, cherries & tinged with discreet spice.

 
Nederburg Rosé
159.95
Western Cape
Clean, fruity and refreshing flavours with a good acid structure.
 
Boschendal Blanc De Noir
169.95

Franschhoek
Aromas of fresh strawberries and red fruit with delicious elegant flavours.

 

 

Blush Wine

Boschendal Blanc De Noir
159.95

Franschhoek
Aromas of fresh strawberries and red fruit with delicious elegant flavours.

 
Nederburg Rosé
169.95
Western Cape
Clean, fruity and refreshing flavours with a good acid structure.
 
Franschhoek Cellar Rosé
159.95

Western Cape
Crisp & dry, this Rosé is made in a classic Provincal style. An appealing pink-blush colour with sumptuous sweet red berries, cherries & tinged with discreet spice.

 
Franschhoek Cellar Rosé
179.95

Western Cape
Crisp & Dry, this Rosé is made in a classic Provencal Style. An appealing pink-blush colour with sumptuous sweet red berries, cherries & tinged with discreet spice.

 

 

Red Wines

Red Wines

Blended Red Wines

Blended Red Wines

Sunkissed Sweet Red
169.95

Cinsaut, Ruby Cabernet. Sink into this deliciously smooth and juicy red blend packed with succulent summer berry aromas that make way to a sumptuous mouthful of sweet juicy plums and soft oak spice flavours. Chill slightly in summer for effortless social sipping or cozy up with it in winter around a roaring fire.

 
Nederburg Baronne
209.95
Paarl
Aromas of blackcurrant, cherries and prunes with spicy nuances. Full and velvety with blackcurrant and prune flavours and a good tannin structure.
 
Alto Rouge
289.95
Stellenbosch
Full-bodied with appealing blackberry flavours followed by tobacco, chocolate, toast and vanilla and a good tannic structure adding complexity.

Kanonkop Kadette

284.95

Stellenbosch
Shows ripe raspberries, black currant and mocha flavours on the nose and has dark chocolate and blackberry fruit on the palate. This wine has good length with a dry finish.

 
Boshendal Nicolas
R449.95
Stellenbosch
The Nicolas is an exceptional blend showcasing how skilled craftsmanship can create a masterpiece greater than the individual components on their own. On the nose red cherries, fresh plums, mulberries & cassis are complimented by pencil-shavings, dark chocolate & spicy cigar box flavours. The complex and luscious aromas follow though onto the palate confirming the quality.

Rupert & Rothschild Classique

529.95

Franschhoek
Inviting cranberry and raspberry aromas with an earthy, mineral focus and a lingering cinnamon and walnut finish.

 

Meerlust Rubicon

1249.95

Stellenbosch
Very classic Rubicon nose with violets, ripe plum, cedar wood and intense spiciness

 

 

Cabernet Sauvignon 

Cabernet Sauvignon

Douglas Green
159.95

Wellington
A dry red wine. Full bodied wine with flavours of cassis and ripe black berries supported by ripe silky tannins and tinged with vanilla oak.

De Krans Basket Press
209.95
Calitzdorp
Soft elegant dark fruit of plum, mulberries, and dark cherries. Finished by supple tannin’s and notes of cherry cigar

 

Shiraz

Shiraz

Fat Bastard
319.95

Robertson
Freshly crushed black pepper aromas with hints of cinnamon and cloves on the nose with lots of brambly red fruit and well-integrated vanilla tones.

Big Oak Red By Bellingham
139.95

Western Cape
Mid palate a fruit sweetness is experienced. Smooth textured tannins support the well balanced perfectly integrated blend right through to a vibrant juicy finish with attractive fruit intensity.

Merlot

Merlot

Porcupine Ridge
179.95

Coastal
Mid-full entry of juicy raspberry fruit, well textured, but with a hint of tannic grip to give a welcome austere edge. Hint of chocolate on the good firm finish.

Franschhoek Cellar
R209.95
Breede River Valley
The nose shows lovely ripe cherry characters, backed up by smoky coffee and spice notes. The palate is soft, yet has a good structure for medium term ageing.

Boschendal 1685

359.95

Western Cape
Wish red cherry plum and pronounced ripe mulberry flavours. An elegant cool-climate style of wine with intensity of fruit and length.

 

Pinotage

Pinotage

The Fat Man by Old Road Wine Co.
214.95

Stellenbosch
Juicy red berries and plums with hints of milk chocolate, oregano and spice. This is a clean, smooth, medium bodied wine that is refreshing with a dry finish.

 
Beyerskloof
259.95
Stellenbosch
The palate has a dry soft fruit-encased tannins which follow a spicy/fruit-sweet entry

 

The Fat Man by Old Road Wine Co.
214.95

Stellenbosch
Juicy red berries and plums with hints of milk chocolate, oregano and spice. This is a clean, smooth, medium bodied wine that is refreshing with a dry finish.

 
Beyerskloof
259.95
Stellenbosch
The palate has a dry soft fruit-encased tannins which follow a spicy/fruit-sweet entry

 

Crisp Dry White
250ml
500ml

 
 
37.95
75.95

 
Semi-Sweet White
250ml
500ml

 
 
37.95
75.95

 
Smooth Dry Red
250ml
500ml

 
 
44.95
89.95

 
Sweet Rosé
250ml
500ml

 
 
37.95
75.95